Peerages for sale

Roll up now for the greatest sale of honours since 1922

Peerages from just £1.5million

Also in stock: Bargain Basement Baronetcies, Non-stop Knighthoods

For details pop round to Number 10 Downing Street and ask for "Honest Tone"
He's a pretty straight kinda guy....

Hurry now this sale is expected to end soon.